Size Complaints

I’m small. My children are small. When my children were very young, some of the times they went to the doctor, the doctor was concerned about their smallness. One time, the doctor stated that my child was in the bottom fifth percentile for weight. Oh your(1) god! One in twenty kids is in the bottom fifth percentile. What are the odd that my kids would be there? Hmm. I think I just answered that.

Imagined Squirrels

The majority of my online friends are female. Some of the friends have posted pictures of themselves and some have sent me pictures. For the most part, my female friends are quite attractive. A while ago I was lying in bed drifting off to sleep and thinking about whether I’d like them as much if they weren’t so pretty. So, I picked one of them and imagined that she was butt ugly.

The Past and The Future from The Past with Historical Revisionism

I wrote this post more than a year before now. I posted it. I think everyone who has known me for more than a week has read this post. So, you may ask why repost it? Could it be that I want to relive the glory of the past? Nope. That’s not it. Could it be that I’m dreadfully lazy? That would be an excellent guess except that if I was dreadfully lazy, I wouldn’t be writing this introduction right now. I’d just have C&Ped the thing into the post window and clicked the post button. Better yet, I wouldn’t have written it in the first place and if I had I wouldn’t have bothered saving it. So, no. That’s not the answer either. I’m reposting it because I liked it and wanted to have a go at rewriting it. So, that’s what I’m doing.