Unsanitary

I guess my earlier the title for this freaked people out. I must say I have to feel pleased with that — not that I was pleased to be freaking people out but that the people reading my blog didn’t want to read a piece entitled “Lot’s of Sperm”. Things certainly have improved around here (from my point of view anyway). The theme of this post is “kids say funny things” and the topic I’ve selected is reproduction.

As is the case with all topics, young children have a peculiar mixture of interest in and complete disinterest in how reproduction works. This leads to amusing holes in their knowledge. Combining that with the brashness of kids speech habits, you get what is most commonly known as “kids saying the darnedest things.”

Showing the Mitten

Since the invention of cellular phones, car drivers have taken to yapping on the phone while driving. I would have thought that common sense was enough to tell a driver that when they’re yapping on their cell phone, they aren’t paying as much attention to the

Midlife Crisis

I have reached an age where I could go all nutty and call it a midlife crisis. I think that’s a generally accepted excuse for doing nutty things and I am fond of doing nutty things. So, armed with an all purpose excuse, I’m faced with a choice. What nutty thing should I do? I suppose I should examine my life to see what will be the most fun.

The classic thing to do is have an affair. In considering this as an option, the first question I